So today Evan had this clutched in his hand
when I picked up the boys after work.
Where does an almost 7 year old 1st grader
come across such large funds, you might ask?
From his girlfriend, Emily, at school
who calls him "Honey"
and "loves him."
Either our son is quite a smooth talker or EMILY is a little hussy.
Miss Emily, I'm sure you're a really nice girl,
but kindly keep your hands off my son
and your money in your piggy bank.