Anatomically Correct Chalk Drawings

R: I drew monkeys, mom. See the mommy monkey, the little boy monkey, the baby monkey, the sister monkey, and the daddy monkey.

M: Ryan, you did an awesome job! I love your monkeys!

R: [pointing to the circle with the line in the middle on the big monkey] See, mom, the mommy monkey even has a weiner.

M: Ryan, mommies don't have weiners [which, by the way, is not my choice of name ~ thank you, very much, Mark]

R: Oh, yeah....then that's her pa-china.

Lovely.